Picking up Steam

You have found the central station that is home to the Cow Fart Police. We obviously have agents, officers, and informants scattered about the internet but...this is home.

The Sarge has been busting his hump to get this fart filled balloon aloft. We will soon enable you to subscribe to our version of the news. The Cow Fart newsletter should be a great option for occasional updates. The real action will be happening on and around the stage of the artist formerly known as Twitter.

The team here at the station will be filling out the paperwork so you get all the latest reports. If you find yourself wondering what to expect, this should be a great place to find absurd things. Cow farts, brain farts, stuff that just smells bad. If it's stinkin thinkin, we're in.

Apologies in advance if you decide to follow along. It's dangerous out there.

Sincerely,

The Sarge