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Cow Fart Police is an independent publication launched in September 2023 by the Sarge. If you subscribe to the newsletter, you'll get a nice summary of the absurd things that have happened recently. Your subscription is an encouraging thing and makes it more likely for Cow Fart Police to continue to exist. Thank you!

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